I scream, You scream, We all meme for ice cream!

Wednesday Mind Hump



Cone, waffle cone, or dish?
Are you kidding me? Eat it right outta the carton! Remember global warming? Hellooooo? We've got to conserve so when you don't use a dish, you save water and soap and the soap is in a plastic container which travels to the store in trucks spewing polluting exhaust, using oil and gasoline, probably coming from a port where a ship brought the soap from overseas in Communist China where people got paid like 3 bucks a day to work in the soap factories whose smokestacks also spew forth pollution into the atmosphere and probably these companies dump chemicals right into the ground/water which harms the people who live near the factory. Right? Of course this is all right, ask Al Gore!

Or just have a cone. But then again, how does the cone get to the store? Maybe they make it at the ice cream shop you're at? How do the ingredients get to the store? Truck. Using oil. Ingredients come from a factory, maybe in Communist China. Do I really need to continue? Look up Al Gore's email address and ask him yourself! So SAVE THE EARTH, eat your lawn.

What flavors (you get three scoops)?
Alright, in this hypothetical world where eating ice cream doesn't harm the earth, here's what I'm really diggin' right now --

• Breyer's Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
  
  
  
  
• Ben & Jerry's Vermonty Python
  
  
  
• Ben & Jerry's Dublin Mudslide
  
  

What toppings? None, yo. Just gimme a spoon!

Who are you going to share it with? You're kidding, right? MINE!!!
(want some? )