Merry Christmas, have some high-powered rifles

Saturday Night Live alum Joe Dirt graduated from Arizona State University? Who knew?!

David Spade helps Phoenix police buy rifles

LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Phoenix Police Department has gotten some high-powered goodies courtesy of actor David Spade.

The one-time Phoenix resident donated $100,000 so that the department can buy approximately 50 AR-15 rifles.

Spade said he wanted to make the donation after seeing a TV news report about Phoenix officers having to buy their own rifles. Spade grew up in the Phoenix area and graduated from Arizona State University.

Phoenix Police Sgt. Alan Hill says the rifles will be given to patrol officers and that the agency was grateful for the gifts.

"These guys need to be able to do their jobs and I am just happy I could help," Spade said in a statement released by his publicist.

Buying weapons that can kill scumbags? I wonder how many of Spade's fellow Hollyweird celebutards would've done something like this for their hometown.