Monday, October 1, 2007

New York Mets are Pathetic Losers

mets are pond scum


thanks for nothin', ya jerkwads

philadelphia phillies?  take your cheesesteaks and shove em up your ass.  mets suck. willie randolph jose reyes carlos delgado carlos beltran tom glavine atlanta braves suck david wright paul loduca pedro martinez orlando hernandez billy wagner all suck ass losers shea stadium citi field flushing queens new york yankees are better?  what a bunch of scumbag losers all of 'em.  bite me.

i would really love to say something like:
Thanks, Mets, for a great season
and a great push to make the playoffs.

...but they're just pathetic.

they're not even worth the time I spent on this.

New York Mets Suck, From Champs To Chumps, they're losers


Nazz Nomad said...

just got this email from the mets:
it would have been better if they signed it in tom glavine's blood:

Dear Mets Fan:

All of us at the Mets are bitterly disappointed in failing to
achieve our collective goal of building upon last year's success.
We did not meet our organization's expectations -- or yours.
Everyone at Shea feels the same range of emotions as you -- our
loyal fans -- and we know we have let you down. We wanted to
thank you for your record-breaking support of our team this year.

Equally important, Ownership will continue its commitment in
providing the resources necessary to field a championship team.
Omar will be meeting with Ownership shortly to present his plan
on addressing our shortcomings so that we can achieve our goal
of winning championships in 2008 and beyond.

You deserve better results.

Many thanks again for your record-breaking support.

Wil said...

I feel your pain, Chris. Now you know what it's been like as a life-long Red Sox fan...

one says one number and the other another
but they were set at the same time. Hmmm...

Calvin and Hobbes in the snow -- animated