These Mutterings Are Not From Africa

Upper Volta is not Upper Volta anymore. If I was in what is now Upper Volta... and for the life of me, that country's name is now escaping me but the capital starts with the letter O and has like 6 syllables.... anyway, this is now bugging me... thinking... still thinking.... oh, maybe because it's nearly 3:30 in the morning, that's why I can't think of it? Hang on.... more thinking.... ouch, this hurts..... grrrrr, I STILL can't remember that country's name and I JUST SAW IT on a map like a week ago!! Oi, it's right under Niger. Dang it.

Anyway, if I was in Niger, I wouldn't be muttering. Probably not. Maybe. I guess there's no way to know until I go there. But seriously for the life of me I can't see myself muttering from Africa. I'm hungry for Entenmann's donuts!!!!

In any case, right now it's time for...

Unconscious Mutterings

a free association game -- I say ... and you think ... ?

1. Inaugural :: Presidential...
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2. Pledge :: furniture cleaning spray stuff... or something all presidential candidates make yet it's never really up to them whether they can truly keep the pledges they make because there's this little thing called Congress who usually gets not much done while they're supposed to be working for the people yet they're really just working for lobbyists/special interest groups. It's all really sick: Dems and Repubs BOTH. Run the country the way the PEOPLE want? HAA!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

3. String :: fun with cats

4. Trot :: horses do it

5. Fitness :: Why is it that not many Americans actively take part in staying fit? Laziness rules? That's just wrong. Sad is what it is. Working out is often something that completely sucks... but isn't it worth it for the feeling afterwards and knowing that you're doing something positive for your physical health? I'm sorry, but in the future, I don't feel like dealing with some disease/cancer that's related to physical inactively i.e. being a fat, lazy, careless land whale while not constantly taking part in a level of fitness that will help to keep me healthy!!!

6. Cinder :: Floating through the air, they often land to help spread fire to other places. Not good.

7. Edge :: Bono's little friend, David Evans



8. 31 :: That's random. For some reason Ken Griffey, Jr. is coming to mind (uniform number, but I'm not sure that's his... but it might be.)

9. Blue :: I'm fairly sure blue is a color. And now time for a sing-along again, ready, and a 1, and a 2, and a 3 -- "Guh-huh-honna be a Blue Christmas, without you." Sing!!!

10. Leather :: and Lace... oooooo, sexxxxy!