Tuesday, October 30, 2007

no worries, we're safe!

Jack Krugman, NY Times:
"there isn’t actually any such thing as Islamofascism — it’s not an ideology; it’s a figment of the neocon imagination."

Whew, I'm so glad we're safe from Islamic terrorism. I had no idea it was all a con. They sure did pull the wool over my eyes, I tell ya what. Thank you, kind sir, thank you so much for giving me that news. I am so relieved!!!

"Al Qaeda is a real threat" you say near the end of the editorial.

Wait now, they're Islamic, right? Their brand of Islam is extreme, not believing in democracy or equal rights for women, believing the United States and Israel are the Great Satan... they're ultra-fascist, you might say (you should say.)

So then, that would be Islamo-fascism.... right? Okay, now I'm confused. I thought Islamo-fascism was fiction, about as real as the Jedi Force and Tusken Raiders on Tatooine. Ohh, wait.... the United States and the Jews must be the Great Satan indeed, so that's what's true and Muslims who wish for our destruction, their thinking is justified?

Wow, Mr. Krugman, I'm really confused now. If Islamo-fascism is totally imaginary then beheading is done by people who are not Muslims or by people who are moderate Muslims and the beheading is probably justified? Or each time someone's head is cut off, it's just a Hollywood-style horror production? Oh wait... I know, it's all done by the Bush White House, another tool of theirs, to sacrifice Americans in the name of producing fear so they have justification for going to war because it's fun to watch American soldiers die while stealing oil in order to fatten bank accounts. Ahhh, I get it now. Aside from Al Qaeda, who are not Islamic fascists, we have nothing at all to fear from Muslims. I think I'll start planning a backpacking trip through Afganistan, Iraq, and the Gaza Strip 'cause afterall, what's below will never happen to me. So good to know, Mr Krugman. Thanks again.

I have a feeling Eugene Armstrong's family and friends kind of disagrees with you...








5 comments:

Erica said...

I learned, real quick, not to pay any attention to anything that comes dribbling out of Paul Krugman's mouth. The man is an extremist lying dooshbag, who...how him and Maureen Dowd get away with the shit they write, is a mystery to me.

Zooomabooma said...

A lot of people know that Krugman's a commie... but there are still so many impressionable people out there. They're gonna read the crap that he spews forth, or the crap his rank and file spews forth in comradeship with Krugman, and they're gonna fall in with the ranks and laugh at whoever wants to protect freedom from those Muslims who practice Islamo-fascism.

It's bad news all around that this guy doesn't live in a hole in the ground with duct tape on his mouth and around his fingers so he can't talk or type.

Zooomabooma said...

Jesus Christ, that's disturbing video. That's got to be one of the sickest things I've ever seen.

Sam said...

That's a well thought out and and well written post. That needs to be published somewhere. Somewhere big. I'll see what I can do.

buster said...

Jack Krugman is a tool and the NYT is a laughing stock. Seriously, I wouldn't line a birdcage with it for fear of causing brain damage to the bird.

People need to think for themselves and to wake up.

one says one number and the other another
but they were set at the same time. Hmmm...

 
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