just plain horrible

National Lampoon's Adam and Eve (2005) (½ star out of 5)

starring: Cameron Douglas, Emmanuelle Chriqui

Can a movie be more rude, crude, disgusting, vile, lame, sad, idiotic and/or pathetic? Yes. Probably. However this ranks right down at el bottomo of the listo, without a doubto.

Emmanuelle Chriqui plays the princess, in a manner of speaking. How incredibly beautiful she is. If there's anything good about this movie it's seeing her. Cameron Douglas plays her boyfriend. He's, well . . . oh boy, I'm shaking my head thinkin' about how this dude lives. In a huge way I could relate to the massive party scene in the house near campus, and living that life, only not as disgusting. Not nearly as disgusting. Some of his roommates . . . alright, now I'm just wasting my time typing about this movie any further.