Weather Report: BRRRRRRRR Not So Sweet!

-49° (-45 C)

Yesterday was insane as far as the weather goes?

What's today?

Sittin' here in the station, watching CNN, and waiting for a call... getting paid to do nothing but be ready. I just hope that we have no Motor Vehicle Accidents to work today. Being outside in this weather for even 5 seconds = pure hell... which doesn't truly make sense since hell is burning hot but if hell was freezing cold, this part of Alaska, I imagine, would feel kinda like hell right now. How cold is it? It's so cold that polar bears are calling their travel agents and booking flights anywhere a few degrees of latitude south of here.

When I left my house to drive to work at 8:45, it was actually a couple degrees warmer than it is now.

Now = just freakin' nuts, whatever's beyond insane, yeah, that's about where we're at. Come on negative 50!!!!!!