"Change We Can Believe In"

So Barack Obama has chosen Delaware Senator Joseph Biden to be his Vice Presidential running mate.

This signifies Change.

Wait... it does? How? Biden's just another politician. Just another politician... hooray. Just what America needs (<--that's sarcasm.)

At least Biden doesn't bow down to special interest groups.

Wait... he does? He's accepted over $5,000,000 from lawyers and lobbyists since 2003? Gee... that's nice (<--more sarcasm.)

Well, okay, so Biden's another politician. We'll see what happens.

At least he's not racist.

"You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."

Ohh... he isssss racist.

Good Luck, America!