tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69713979202370211.post6067917769572003606..comments2023-11-05T02:19:38.412-05:00Comments on Inspiration, Move Me Brightly...: Viva la Vida ... 7 Moose a-eatingZooomahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17112098438748527228noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69713979202370211.post-56572792857002057002008-06-09T17:27:00.000-04:002008-06-09T17:27:00.000-04:00I hate to put people down but tourists are often m...I hate to put people down but tourists are often morons... in the summer they need as much medical care as the locals.<BR/><BR/>Fat chicks are great, I love a plumpier chicken breast, cooked on the grill, smothered with BBQ sauce, slightly blackened, so juicy inside, oh yeah, fatter the chick, the better!<BR/><BR/>And damn horses, they sure do get ornery and mean when they're snortin' cocaine. I mean seriously, ever seen a tame and mellow horse when it's all coked up? They're much better off smoking the wacky tobaccy.Zooomahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17112098438748527228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69713979202370211.post-84143331871100486902008-06-07T19:07:00.000-04:002008-06-07T19:07:00.000-04:00I've seen many a moose, but never chased by one. H...I've seen many a moose, but never chased by one. <BR/>However, I have been chased by a snortin' horse before and I'll tell ya this... it's a good thing I can dive between strands of barbed wire and the horse has brakes on all four feet. <BR/>LOL... I swear it was a locomotive behind me and I was a goner. It's funny now.. but I was scared $&*tless when it happen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69713979202370211.post-35003905696322693312008-06-07T11:01:00.000-04:002008-06-07T11:01:00.000-04:00we don't have moose in New York. But we have plent...we don't have moose in New York. But we have plenty of fat chicks.Nazz Nomadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03722964855836770177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69713979202370211.post-64833001215234001882008-06-07T10:40:00.000-04:002008-06-07T10:40:00.000-04:00the only time I ever saw any problems between a mo...the only time I ever saw any problems <BR/>between a moose and a human was at the park when a dumbassed tourist got between a cow and her calf...she put the tourist back on the bus in a hurry.<BR/><BR/>I reckon music is a good idea on a trail..as long as the moose and bears can hear it too..GUYKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02365709988592687239noreply@blogger.com